Magical Ribbons Over Roanapur

Balalaika

Revy, try not to shoot the paying customers.

Revy

What customers? This place is deader than Dutch's jokes!

Tiana Namatsua

Um... is this part of the convention's interactive experience?

Balalaika

Convention? Child, this is what we call Tuesday.

Revy

Boss, can I keep the magical girl? She'd make great bait!

Tiana Namatsua

Really? You want to see my transformation sequence?

Balalaika

Revy, I think we've found someone more dangerous than you.

Tiana Namatsua

Eee! My first villain team-up!

Revy

Boss, we can't actually—

Balalaika

We're taking her to Hotel Moscow. Pure chaos is useful.

Tiana Namatsua

Wait till I tell Etsu I joined the Russian mafia!