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Sakura: Three magical girls walk into a bar... because they're all unemployed! Your shows ended and now you're selling autographs at conventions for gas money!
Usagi: I'll have you know I've been VERY busy protecting the world!
Lina: My dragon slave could vaporize your entire car collection, you know.
Sakura: Tell you what - I'll buy your transformation items. My Clow Cards are worth more than all your magical girl merch combined!
Madoka: (She doesn't know what she's asking for...)
Usagi: Girls... what if we just... eliminated the competition?
Lina: One dragon slave coming right up. She won't be streaming after this.
Sakura: (Wait... why are my cards glowing red?)
Madoka: Let's show this bitch who runs this shit.
Sakura: (Those losers couldn't even afford streaming equipment. My Clow Cards are worth millions now. I'm big momma now.)
Usagi: (One shot. She'll never mock magical girls again.) Ready Lina?
Sakura: (I sense broke bitter bitches near by...)
Lina: Time to say bye bitch.
Sakura: OH SHIT!!!
Sakura: (Damn they really got me.)
Lina: Raise up, we outta here.
Madoka: Get in the fucking van!
Sakura: (Three months in a coma... but my cards are gone.)
Usagi: Serves you right. That's what you get for being so disrespectful.
Lina: (She's fucking survived...)
Sakura: Just know that its on. I'm not stopping till all three of you are fucking dead!!!!
Madoka: Oh god, I earn my driver's license just for this...
Sakura: My new mixtape just dropped.
Madoka: I can't even go out after this...
Lina: My career is over..
Sakura: I don't care how you do it. Make sure those three bitches don't see tomorrow, got it?
Sakura: They took everything from me. Now I take everything from them.
Usagi: (Finally got my life together. New job, new apartment... Even Chiba is more faithful.)
Lina: (Why do I feel like I'm being watched? I got a bad feeling in my little chest.)
Madoka: I should get home. It's getting late.
Usagi: (Poison... in the pasta...)
Lina: CAR BOMB! They got me...
Madoka: Oh NOOOO!!!! (A succession of gunshots follow.)
Sakura: To the magical girls who thought they could cross me. Don't fuck with me, I'm the head bitch in charge.
