Magical Girl Beef the finale.
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Story transcript
Sakura: Big Momma Sakura is feeling generous today. Go ahead pawn your magical trinkets to me. Join my label and I'll spare your lives.
Ami: You murdered our friends and now you want us to work for you? I got a mine to beat you to death you damned midget.
Rei: You poisoned Usagi, then got the nerve to ask us to join your label? Ooohhh I can't wait to light your ass up.
Amelia: In the name of justice, I WILL SLAY YOU!!!! They're still finding parts of Miss Lina all over the parking lot.
Sakura: Aww? The three babies want to fight momma? Let me tell you, this magical girl shit is mine!!! I run all of you. So get down or lay down.
Ami: Such arrogance. She acts like I can't spank her. How are we being shook by a child?
Sakura: You got 72 hours. Don't make me me wait or else you'll wind up full of holes in an alley like Madoka.
Rei: Looks like I'm going back to jail. Ami hold me back.
Rei: (They killed Usagi. They killed Lina. Now that midget wants us to bow? Time to burn this empire down.)
Amelia: Your flow is fire! When this drops, Big Momma's gonna feel that heat!
Ami: This is getting out of hand. What if she retaliates harder? We're already on borrowed time.
Rei: Small-time tyrant wearing grown-up clothes. Your daddy turned your mom into a ho. How a grown ass man chasing a 15 year old
Amelia: That's it. Light her ass up.
Sakura: Number one on every chart? That BITCH DISSED MY PARENTS!!!! OH HELL NO!!!!
Sakura: (They want a war? I'll give them a massacre. Starting with that studio.)
Ami: Rei's track just hit ten million streams. And... someone's hacking our systems.
Rei: (After that diss track went viral, Sakura's empire is finally crumbling. Time to celebrate with some actual food.)
Amelia: Your track destroyed her credibility. Every comment section is roasting Big Momma now.
Ami: Rei, we should leave. My security app is picking up suspicious heat signatures outside.
Rei: Let them come. I'm not running from that midget's goons anymore.
Amelia: (The windows exploded inward and— Rei!)
Rei: Oh shit.... I'm hit
Amelia: (She's not moving. The shrine maiden outfit is turning crimson. This wasn't supposed to happen.) My leg...
Ami: REI! Oh god, there's so much blood— Amelia, stay with me! Don't close your eyes!
Sakura: (Rei's done for, Amelia's crippled, and Ami's probably crying in some alley. Big Momma always wins.)
Sakura: (Time to disappear for a while. Let them think I'm scared. Then I'll come back and finish what I started.)
Ami: The fuck do you think you're going?
Sakura: Ami? How did you—
Ami: (First shot's for Usagi.)
Sakura: FUCK.... YOU LAME BITCH. I CAN'T DIE HERE....
Ami: This shits over. Big Momma Sakura, more like a big joke. You should have hired better gunners.
Ami: That's for everyone you've killed. Rei, Usagi, Lina, and Madoka. Rest easy my friends.