Machi's Pink Potion Turns Ichigo Into Doll

Machi

Drink this, orange boy. Unless you're afraid of a little transformation?

Ichigo

What?! No way! Get that pink sludge away from me!

Machi

Too bad. Down the hatch.

Ichigo

M-my voice?! My uniform?! What did you—

Machi

Perfect. Now for phase two.

Nel

What are you doing to my hair?! Ichigo, help!

Machi

Relax. I'm making you presentable for your new role.

Nel

I... I'm Ichigo's husband now. Yes... that's right...

Machi

Excellent. The conditioning worked perfectly.

Machi

Two annoying orange-haired pests, transformed into collectible figurines.

Ichigo

This isn't funny, Machi!

Orihime

They're so cute! I wonder who made these? I'll name you Pinky and Husband!

Ichigo

ORIHIME, NO!