Lum vs Elden Beast
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Story transcript
Lum: So you're the final boss of this strange world, huh?
Lum: Lum will defeat you and find her darling Ataru!
Radagon of the Golden Order: Thou who approacheth the Golden Order... Thy presence offends the Erdtree.
Radagon of the Golden Order: Leave this place, otherworlder, or face divine judgment.
Lum: Nobody tells Lum where she can and cannot go!
Lum: You're just like the Earth boys who run from marriage!
Radagon of the Golden Order: Enough! Behold the true form of divinity!
Lum: Wait a minute... that cosmic form...
Lum: You're not a god! You're a Neptunian space-whale!
Radagon of the Golden Order: What? How could you possibly know the true nature of the Elden Beast?
Lum: My father trades with your species! You're just cosplaying as a deity!
Lum: Wait until I tell everyone the final boss of the Lands Between is just an alien with a god complex!
Radagon of the Golden Order: 10,000 years maintaining this divine façade... ruined by an alien girl in a tiger bikini.
Radagon of the Golden Order: I don't suppose we could keep this between us?