Lum vs Elden Beast

Lum

So you're the final boss of this strange world, huh?

Lum

Lum will defeat you and find her darling Ataru!

Radagon of the Golden Order

Thou who approacheth the Golden Order... Thy presence offends the Erdtree.

Radagon of the Golden Order

Leave this place, otherworlder, or face divine judgment.

Lum

Nobody tells Lum where she can and cannot go!

Lum

You're just like the Earth boys who run from marriage!

Radagon of the Golden Order

Enough! Behold the true form of divinity!

Lum

Wait a minute... that cosmic form...

Lum

You're not a god! You're a Neptunian space-whale!

Radagon of the Golden Order

What? How could you possibly know the true nature of the Elden Beast?

Lum

My father trades with your species! You're just cosplaying as a deity!

Lum

Wait until I tell everyone the final boss of the Lands Between is just an alien with a god complex!

Radagon of the Golden Order

10,000 years maintaining this divine façade... ruined by an alien girl in a tiger bikini.

Radagon of the Golden Order

I don't suppose we could keep this between us?