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Luke: What in the—?! Why is there a giant arena?!
Luke: And why are thousands of people cheering like I planned this?!
Luke: Those banners... no. No, no, no. This is Record of Ragnarok.
Sun Wukong: You look lost.
Luke: I am not a contestant!
Buddha (Record of Ragnarok): Cute. Femboy archer.
Luke: Please do not say that like it is an official title.
Sun Wukong: I like him already.
Sun Wukong: Portal kid, pick a side.
Luke: I pick the side with the exit.
Buddha (Record of Ragnarok): That side got demolished two rounds ago.
Luke: You are both making this worse.
Sun Wukong: Pretty horns. Pretty eyes. Can you shoot as pretty as you dress?
Luke: I am going to count to three.
Buddha (Record of Ragnarok): He is not counting. He is choosing where to pin you.
Sun Wukong: That is adorable.
Luke: ...
Buddha (Record of Ragnarok): Oh, wow. You actually broke him.
Sun Wukong: I only said he was beautiful.
Buddha (Record of Ragnarok): One compliment. Full system shutdown.
Sun Wukong: One.
Luke: You are seriously attacking while I am embarrassed?
Sun Wukong: Best time to attack.
Buddha (Record of Ragnarok): He did warn you.
Luke: Back off!
Sun Wukong: Blood turned into arrows?
Luke: Warning shots. The next ones hit your ego.
Sun Wukong: Aim higher, sweetheart.
Luke: Do not call me that!
Sun Wukong: Which one of me scares you, little archer?
Luke: None of you. That is the problem.
Buddha (Record of Ragnarok): Real one is behind you, Luke.
Luke: You could have said that sooner!
Luke: Veiled Step.
Sun Wukong: Running already?
Luke: No. I am giving you something easier to hit.
Buddha (Record of Ragnarok): There. He stopped fighting your rhythm.
Sun Wukong: That was cheap!
Luke: That was strategy.
Buddha (Record of Ragnarok): A clean pin. No blood, no corpse, no paperwork.
Sun Wukong: Unpin me and I will call it a draw.
Luke: You called me pretty.
Buddha (Record of Ragnarok): Winner: the lost femboy archer.
Luke: Stop announcing that like it is an official title! Open the portal!
Sun Wukong: Rematch after you get home.
Luke: Absolutely not.
Buddha (Record of Ragnarok): He will be back.
