Lost Pony crashes on Oni Farm #4
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Yoko Newga
Haru-chan, you have been working so hard. Let me introduce you to our most... productive worker.
Urara
O-okay, Mrs. Yoko...
Zues
Well hey there, lil filly. Ain't you a pretty thang in that apron.
Urara
I-I'm not a filly! I'm a horse girl!
Yoko Newga
Zues here has fathered twelve healthy calves. Such strong genes.
Urara
C-calves?!
Zues
Reckon we could make some right fine foals, you an' me.
Urara
I need to return to Japan!
Yoko Newga
Oh, but Haru-chan... you're already home. The gate only opens for breeding season.
Urara
Eh?
Zues
Uh, ma'am, horse-girls and bull-boys don't... that ain't biologically—
Yoko Newga
Oh... Do you not know Haru-chan? Well then, let's head to the barn, and I will explain everything I have learned recently.
Yoko Newga
Inside, both of you. The examination room is perfectly sterile for... delicate procedures.
Urara
I-I don't need an examination...
Zues
Ma'am, I think there's been some kinda misunderstandin' about what us Monmuans can actually—
Yoko Newga
Nonsense. I have done my research from this, Documentation!
Yoko Newga
Chapter Seven: Monmuan Cross-Breeding Compatibility. Both Horse-Girls and Bull-Boys are in the Equine classification, and can interbreed naturally.
Urara
Wait?!? So you mean... But I dont wanna!
Zues
But how can a horse and a bull? I dont get it?
Yoko Newga
According to Dr. Vahlen's research, all Monmuans share seventy-three percent genetic compatibility. Breeding season begins immediately.
Yoko Newga
Your foals will fetch fifty thousand credits each on the Rimworld markets. After all, you're a pure racing bloodline, after all.
Urara
I race for glory, not... not breeding!
Yoko Newga
The stable is locked, dear Haru-chan. The only race you'll be running here is the reproductive marathon. Now strip for your examination—Doctor's orders.
Zues
Wait! Mam! Shouldn't we get to talking first!
