Lost Pony crashes on Oni Farm #4

Yoko Newga

Haru-chan, you have been working so hard. Let me introduce you to our most... productive worker.

Urara

O-okay, Mrs. Yoko...

Zues

Well hey there, lil filly. Ain't you a pretty thang in that apron.

Urara

I-I'm not a filly! I'm a horse girl!

Yoko Newga

Zues here has fathered twelve healthy calves. Such strong genes.

Urara

C-calves?!

Zues

Reckon we could make some right fine foals, you an' me.

Urara

I need to return to Japan!

Yoko Newga

Oh, but Haru-chan... you're already home. The gate only opens for breeding season.

Urara

Eh?

Zues

Uh, ma'am, horse-girls and bull-boys don't... that ain't biologically—

Yoko Newga

Oh... Do you not know Haru-chan? Well then, let's head to the barn, and I will explain everything I have learned recently.

Yoko Newga

Inside, both of you. The examination room is perfectly sterile for... delicate procedures.

Urara

I-I don't need an examination...

Zues

Ma'am, I think there's been some kinda misunderstandin' about what us Monmuans can actually—

Yoko Newga

Nonsense. I have done my research from this, Documentation!

Yoko Newga

Chapter Seven: Monmuan Cross-Breeding Compatibility. Both Horse-Girls and Bull-Boys are in the Equine classification, and can interbreed naturally.

Urara

Wait?!? So you mean... But I dont wanna!

Zues

But how can a horse and a bull? I dont get it?

Yoko Newga

According to Dr. Vahlen's research, all Monmuans share seventy-three percent genetic compatibility. Breeding season begins immediately.

Yoko Newga

Your foals will fetch fifty thousand credits each on the Rimworld markets. After all, you're a pure racing bloodline, after all.

Urara

I race for glory, not... not breeding!

Yoko Newga

The stable is locked, dear Haru-chan. The only race you'll be running here is the reproductive marathon. Now strip for your examination—Doctor's orders.

Zues

Wait! Mam! Shouldn't we get to talking first!