lol

Dazai

Oi, Chuuya~ Ever wonder if your tongue’s as tough as your ego?

Chuuya

Spit it out, Dazai. I’m not here for your riddles.

Dazai

One shot of straight ristretto. If you keep a straight face, the next bill’s on me.

Chuuya

Tch. Watch me, bandaged freak.

Dazai

(He swallowed it... but forgot to check the second cup.)

Chuuya

You— You switched mine with the double-concentrated batch!

Dazai

Rule one, Chuuya: never trust the barista who smiled while brewing. Checkmate.