Characters
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Kick Buttowski: This ramp's gnarly enough for a world-record air, but we need a fourth for the relay race I just invented!
Eric Cartman: I'm only here because you promised free nachos, dwarf. Where's my cheese waterfall?
Ozen: Children scattering noise… quaint. I'll join your game if you can survive one ride with me.
Kick Buttowski: Deal! But safety gear's non-negotiable, lady.
Eric Cartman: Ten bucks says she's a robot nanny sent to cancel fun.
Ruri Aoki: Um, the board might snap…
Ozen: Then we'll discover which breaks first—wood or children.
Kick Buttowski: Live till it hurts!
Eric Cartman: I'm not riding with Psycho-Sasquatch! Someone get my mom!
Ozen: Board broke. Children intact. Amusing.
Kick Buttowski: Aw… biscuits… awesome.
Ruri Aoki: Your helmet's dented. Want me to breathe fire on it to pop it back?
Eric Cartman: I'm telling on ALL of you!
