lmao this dumb as hell
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Story transcript
James: Welcome to McDonald's #404, where we serve... um... reality-bending deals and dimensional delights?
James: Why does this always happen during MY shift?
Anya Forger: Anya wants a Happy Meal! With extra happiness!
Anya Forger: (This man is thinking about hiding something shiny in his pocket... a cosmic coupon?)
Xemnas: Fascinating... a realm of nourishment where hearts gather. I shall partake in your... McFlurry. Do you accept payment in the currency of darkness?
Bubbles: Oooh! Look at all the little toys! They're so cute! Can I have the rainbow one?
Bubbles: But I left my allowance in Townsville...
Jing Yuan: I sense cosmic disturbances in this establishment. The Cloud Knights would never approve of such... mysterious sustenance.
Jing Yuan: Tell me, servant of this realm, what trials must we overcome to secure provisions?
James: I'm sorry, but we don't accept interdimensional currency! Corporate policy!
James: The employee handbook doesn't cover this scenario! Where's Jessie when I need her?!
Anya Forger: Anya finds the secret coupon! Waku waku!
James: W-wait! That's not a regular coupon! It's the legendary—
James: I should have stayed with Team Rocket... at least getting blasted off again came with health insurance.