Lawyer Up! (Update Test: looks good!)

Phoenix

You put your face on matchbooks?

Saul Goodman

Face, slogan, 24-hour hotline. Branding, buddy. You ever heard of it?

Phoenix

Objection! This is... this is unethical advertising!

Saul Goodman

Objection overruled. It's profitable.

Phoenix

Truth isn't for sale! Justice isn't a marketing scheme!

Saul Goodman

Everything's a marketing scheme if you're good enough.

Saul Goodman

Look, Mr. Spiky Hair, I win cases. You shout at people until they cry. Different tools, same game.

Phoenix

I object to the spiky—

Saul Goodman

Sustained. It's more... architectural.

Phoenix

Fine. One case. Winner takes bragging rights.

Saul Goodman

Deal. But we use my courtroom.

Phoenix

Your... courtroom?

Saul Goodman

Conference Room B. Has better lighting for the jury— I mean, webcam.

Phoenix

May the best lawyer win.

Saul Goodman

Spoiler alert: he just did.