Lawyer Up! (Update Test: looks good!)
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Story transcript
Phoenix: You put your face on matchbooks?
Saul Goodman: Face, slogan, 24-hour hotline. Branding, buddy. You ever heard of it?
Phoenix: Objection! This is... this is unethical advertising!
Saul Goodman: Objection overruled. It's profitable.
Phoenix: Truth isn't for sale! Justice isn't a marketing scheme!
Saul Goodman: Everything's a marketing scheme if you're good enough.
Saul Goodman: Look, Mr. Spiky Hair, I win cases. You shout at people until they cry. Different tools, same game.
Phoenix: I object to the spiky—
Saul Goodman: Sustained. It's more... architectural.
Phoenix: Fine. One case. Winner takes bragging rights.
Saul Goodman: Deal. But we use my courtroom.
Phoenix: Your... courtroom?
Saul Goodman: Conference Room B. Has better lighting for the jury— I mean, webcam.
Phoenix: May the best lawyer win.
Saul Goodman: Spoiler alert: he just did.