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Laundry Beats the Candy Van

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Konata IzumiKonata IzumiRenamonRenamonSoundwaveSoundwave
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So the candy van's circling the block again. Rumor says it nabs lazy cleaners.

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Konata: So the candy van's circling the block again. Rumor says it nabs lazy cleaners.

Renamon: Then start washing, human. I'm not getting abducted by dessert.

Soundwave: Audio directive: cleanse garments. Estimated duration 0.7 megacycles.

Konata: Bonus mission: separate the delicates. Pink lace costs extra fandom points.

Soundwave: Query: are these your battle standards?

Renamon: Van's back. Engine hum in C-minor—definitely evil.

Konata: Dude, your mixtape literally drops sick beats AND stains.

Soundwave: Decepticon efficiency: multitasking at 120 dB.

Konata: Van's gone. You're welcome, fuzzy freeloaders.

Renamon: Good. Next time you can lick my socks clean.

Soundwave: Recording that promise for future blackmail.