Laundry Beats the Candy Van
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Konata
So the candy van's circling the block again. Rumor says it nabs lazy cleaners.
Renamon
Then start washing, human. I'm not getting abducted by dessert.
Soundwave
Audio directive: cleanse garments. Estimated duration 0.7 megacycles.
Konata
Bonus mission: separate the delicates. Pink lace costs extra fandom points.
Soundwave
Query: are these your battle standards?
Renamon
Van's back. Engine hum in C-minor—definitely evil.
Konata
Dude, your mixtape literally drops sick beats AND stains.
Soundwave
Decepticon efficiency: multitasking at 120 dB.
Konata
Van's gone. You're welcome, fuzzy freeloaders.
Renamon
Good. Next time you can lick my socks clean.
Soundwave
Recording that promise for future blackmail.