Gojo Satoru: Ladies, ladies! I know I'm irresistible, but there's plenty of me to go around!
Gojo Satoru: Though I should warn you, dating a special grade sorcerer comes with certain... occupational hazards.
Zhongli: I don't quite understand the commotion. Is there a special cultural observance taking place?
Zhongli: Oh? You wish to... fund my shopping expedition? How generous, but contracts of financial support require proper documentation...
Ryomen Sukuna: Pathetic. In my era, humans knew to tremble before me, not fawn like desperate pets.
Ryomen Sukuna: Continue obstructing my path and I'll show you why they call me the King of Curses.
Killua Zoldyck: This is so weird! Don't they know I could literally rip their hearts out?
Killua Zoldyck: (Gon would know how to handle this without being awkward... I'm just gonna buy more chocolate robots and escape.)
Ichimaru Gin: My, my, what an interestin' predicament we've found ourselves in, haven't we?
Ichimaru Gin: Sorry ladies, my heart belongs to someone else... though I doubt she'd believe me if I told her that.
Sesshoumaru: This Sesshoumaru has no interest in human affections.
Sesshoumaru: Pathetic mortals. Their lifespans are but fleeting moments compared to my eternal existence.
Uchiha Itachi: This attention is... unexpected. I am not someone to be admired.
Uchiha Itachi: (If they knew the truth about me, they wouldn't be looking at me this way. Perhaps it's better they don't know.)
Minamino Shuichi (Kurama): I appreciate your kindness, truly, but we really must be on our way.
Minamino Shuichi (Kurama): Though I find it somewhat ironic that a demon who once stole hearts in a more literal sense now receives them so willingly.