Kouga's Double Trouble
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Story transcript
Kagome: Kouga, you can't date other women! You're engaged to Ayame!
Kouga: That old promise? Times change, Kagome. Ruka here understands a real man needs options.
Ruka: Actually, I prefer it this way. Competition keeps things interesting.
Kagome: But he's literally promised to marry someone else! Don't you have any self-respect?
Ruka: Self-respect? I pursued Kazyua Kinoshita who spent nearly a fortune trying to win over a lesbian. I don't care anymore.
Kagome: (What? How could someone debase themselves like this? She really is for the streets.)
Kouga: Speaking of which, Ruka and I are busy. Go away Kagome. Go tend to your dog boy.
Kagome: I can't believe. I'm the main character, where are today's morals?
Ruka: Bye Bye Kagome.
Kagome: Kouga! This is a love hotel! What are you doing with her?!
Kouga: Exactly what it looks like, Kagome. Ruka wanted to see what I could offer. We had a good time too. I'm taking her to order off the dollar menu.
Kagome: Please, Ruka! You don't know what you're getting into! He's engaged to Ayame!
Ruka: Know what? I just gave him my first time. It was amazing. Its better when they're already taken.
Kagome: (First time... in a love hotel... with someone else's fiancé... what is happening to this world) That's not right.
Kouga: Grow up and leave us alone Kagome. Ruka, I'll see you later.
Ruka: Absolutely! Oh, and Kagome? Maybe find your own sermon to preach at. This is my life and not yours. Go be boring in 1525.
Kagome: (I came from the feudal era... but this modern world... it's too much...) Where's the self respect???
Kagome: Ruka, we need to talk. About Kouga.
Ruka: I knew you'd come. Want some of my lunch?
Kagome: Don't you want something real? A relationship where you're not someone's secret?
Ruka: Real relationships are overrated. Men always lie anyway.
Ruka: At least Kouga is honest about being terrible. That's refreshing.
Kagome: You'd rather be a mistress than someone's wife? That's... that's insane!
Ruka: Wife gets cheated on. Mistress gets gifts and attention. I know which one I'd rather be. Kouga makes me feel wanted. I got a good piece of him.
Kagome: (This world... it's broken. What happened to love and honor?)
Ruka: Tell your Inuyasha I said hi.
Kagome: (Finally, a quiet moment without all that drama...)
Kouga: Hey Kagome... mind if I sit?
Kagome: What do you want, Kouga? Come to brag about your harem?
Kouga: It's Ruka... she's pregnant.
Kouga: I broke it off with her. I'm going back to Ayame.
Kagome: You WHAT?! You got her pregnant and you're just LEAVING?!
Kagome: Take responsibility, you coward! She needs support, not abandonment!
Kouga: Not my problem. She knew what she was getting into.
Kouga: Ayame's waiting. Later, Kagome.
Kagome: GET BACK HERE, YOU BASTARD!
Kouga: Nice try, shrine girl! Maybe worry about your own love life!
Kagome: (What am I supposed to do now?) You know what? Fuck Ruka, she wanted ti be a mistress then she can deal with the consequences like one. I'm good on it