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Konosuba: Alternate

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jole521

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FrierenFrierenNijika IjichiNijika IjichiKazuma SatouKazuma SatouGwenpoolGwenpool
Satou Kazuma

Satou Kazuma

Great, just great. My party members are even weirder than usual.

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Characters in this story

  • Frieren — Frieren is an elf mage whose perception of time is the central axis of the entire narrative. Although she appears to be a teenager or young adult, she has lived for over a thousand years.
  • Nijika Ijichi
  • Kazuma Satou
  • Gwenpool
Story transcript

Satou Kazuma: Great, just great. My party members are even weirder than usual.

Satou Kazuma: An ancient elf, a rock band drummer, and... whatever Gwenpool is supposed to be.

Frieren: Kazuma, is this what humans call a "party"? It's quite different from what I remember.

Frieren: Though I suppose 80 years isn't that long ago...

Ijichi Nijika: Don't worry everyone! I brought drinks to celebrate our new party formation!

Ijichi Nijika: Just like when Kessoku Band first got together!

Gwenpool: This is definitely not canon, but I'm loving the crossover potential!

Gwenpool: Plus, I bet the fanfic writers are going crazy right now.

Satou Kazuma: What do you mean fanfic writers?! And what's a crossover?!

Satou Kazuma: Are you saying my life is some kind of story?!

Frieren: Well, technically all our experiences could be considered stories from a certain perspective...

Frieren: I've had plenty of time to think about the nature of reality.

Ijichi Nijika: Oh! Does that mean we're like a band, but for adventures instead of music?!

Ijichi Nijika: I can work with that! Let's make this the best adventure party ever!

Gwenpool: And that's how I accidentally broke the fourth wall in a fantasy tavern.

Gwenpool: Don't worry, dear readers - this is about to get way more chaotic!