Konata's Snow Sprint
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Story transcript
Konata: Behold! The sacred otaku ritual of winter! Sledding while shouting anime attack names!
Kagami: This is why we can't have normal vacations.
Tsukasa: Onee-chan... why does the sled have racing stripes?
Miyuki: Actually, the aerodynamic design reduces drag by 12%. Though the decals are purely decorative.
Konata: See? Even Miyuki approves of my tactical sled choice!
Kagami: You launched last time without even checking if the path was clear!
Konata: That's how we do it in RPGs - charge first, think later!
Tsukasa: I can already see the hospital visit...
Konata: Operation: Kirito Dash begins in 3... 2... 1...
Kagami: KONATA! THAT'S NOT HOW YOU STEER A SLED!
Konata: STEERING IS FOR CASUALS! AHHHHHH-
Tsukasa: She's actually flying...
Miyuki: Would you like to ride together? I have excellent insurance.
Tsukasa: Miyuki-san, you're our only hope for a dignified descent...
Kagami: Next year, we're going somewhere without gravity.