Kittysamma Smacked the Magical-Girl Scout

Chabini

Such sparkly potential, hyuk! Wanna be a magical girl?

Etsudo Tatchibana

I-I just wanted melon soda...

Chabini

You'll get a frilly dress and shadow fiends to fight, hyuk!

Etsudo Tatchibana

Shadow fiends sound... really scary though...

Kittysamma

Touching my human, are we?

Chabini

GYAAAH—!

Kittysamma

Low-tier trash on my afternoon stroll. How tedious.

Chabini

Get... off... you flea-ridden—

Etsudo Tatchibana

Um... maybe we could all get along?

Kittysamma

He's been making monsters to justify magical girls. Amateur move.

Chabini

Shut up! At least I don't nap for eons!

Etsudo Tatchibana

Friends don't fight, right? Let's share melon soda instead!

Chabini

This... doesn't mean I'm giving up on you, girlie.

Kittysamma

She just turned your villainous monologue into a juice party. Delicious.

Etsudo Tatchibana

So... why do you want to make magical girls anyway?

Chabini

Because magical girls are PRETTY and AMAZING and—

Kittysamma

Oh no, here we go with the manifesto.

Chabini

It's a CRIME there's not enough frilly justice in the multiverse, hyuk! Every girl deserves sparkles and—

Etsudo Tatchibana

But what if they don't want to fight monsters?

Kittysamma

Speaking of monsters... if you so much as THINK about spawning shadow beasts in my territory—

Chabini

I-I would NEVER create shadow fiends, hyuk! That would be... unethical!

Kittysamma

I'll delete you without hesitation. And the best part, I won't lose a wink of sleep over it.

Chabini

W-what... * Sweats Profusely* I have no idea what you're talking about. Me make Shadow Fiends, I would never. I only make dresses and magic items.

Etsudo Tatchibana

Maybe we could find a compromise? Like... magical girls who just help people?

Chabini

Ooh! Like magical girl therapy squads?

Kittysamma

Great, therapy magical girls. The multiverse is truly doomed.

Etsudo Tatchibana

Look! This one's a magical girl who just delivers happiness through dance!

Chabini

She's PERFECT for the Sparkle Rhythm Division, hyuk!

Kittysamma

I leave for one afternoon and somehow create a magical girl recruiter. My brother will never let me live this down.