Kitty_Skits: Store at the Emessaries

Jestaria

Manager-sama~ The coffee beans are dancing again!

Kittysamma

That’s the third time tonight. Just use your reality thingy to make them stop.

The Librarian

New hire. Coffee beans don’t dance unless you will them to.

Jestaria

But it’s more fun when they do!

Kittysamma

Customer approaching. Everyone act normal.

Jestaria

Define normal in a convenience store located in the Subspace Emessaries, eternally at 3 AM?

The Librarian

The slushies are two for one. No, we don’t accept payment in dimensional fragments.

Jestaria

It says your eye is pretty!

Kittysamma

And I am reminded why the Entites are dull and boring... I could be napping right now.

The Librarian

Technically, you are. This is just a simulation, remember?

Jestaria

Night shift~ Where reality bends but the coffee must flow!

Jestaria

Tomorrow I’m making the donuts sentient!

Kittysamma

Or, maybe. And hear me out. We take a shop in a mortal world, and don't use our reality-bending powers.

The Librarian

Alternative idea. How about we don't do that...