Kitty_Skits: Norman summons the wrong gals

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Norman the God of Gooning
Two at once—thigh providence!
Etsudo Tatchibana
Um, I was on chapter 37…
Lilian Diavera
Put me back before I turn this dump into a kiln.
Norman the God of Gooning
A cosplay cat-girl? The scroll blessed me…
Etsudo Tatchibana
Kittysamma hates kidnappers. Like, erase-your-zip-code type of hate.
Kittysamma
Norman, I tolerate you because you're funny. But when you mess with Etsudo, you're now stepping on my paws...
Norman the God of Gooning
I-I can explain—
Kittysamma
Excuses not needed. I can, and will turn you into a dumb slime. So apologise to Etsudo and Lilian and pray they dont ask for reimbursement.
Etsudo Tatchibana
Okay Kittysamma. Remember, you promised me, no violence. So Mr.Norman. You promise to stop kidnapping girls for your dumb dates?
Kittysamma
Fine. I'll just rewrite his browser history instead.
Norman the God of Gooning
Yes... I will, just talk first... *opens laptop* My 4K collection—gone!
Etsudo Tatchibana
Okay, but ot be sure, I am taking your scroll, so no more summoning, okay.
Kittysamma
Just be glad they are good ladies; if they had asked, I would have done so much worse. Now, time to return them home.