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Kitty_Skits: No contracts for best girl

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MeannyKitty

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KyubeyKyubeyKittysammaKittysammaEtsudo TatchibanaEtsudo Tatchibana
Kyubey

Kyubey

You don't belong here, Etsudo-chan. But I can send you home... if you simply make a wish.

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Characters in this story

  • Kyubey
  • Kittysamma — My avatars cat form, and the creator of all my other OC's, their stories, and universes. I like cats. This is the public version of my avatar.
  • Etsudo Tatchibana — The main girl herself. Litrally started as just a random character for some OC cards I made for the Dragonball Super TCG. Then, I liked the character enough to made addinial cards of her, then added a story.
Story transcript

Kyubey: You don't belong here, Etsudo-chan. But I can send you home... if you simply make a wish.

Etsudo Tatchibana: I-I just wanted my gym clothes... this isn't real, right?

Kyubey: Your potential is infinite. One wish, and you could save every stray cat in existence. Wouldn't that make you happy?

Etsudo Tatchibana: I... I don't make deals with strangers...

Kittysamma: Oh look, the wish-twisting ferret's here. Still peddling those predatory contracts to children?

Kyubey: This doesn't concern you, entity.

Kittysamma: Your creators were such perverted losers. 'Let's trick schoolgirls into becoming world-ending weapons!' Real classy, cosmic horror franchise.

Kyubey: At least we don't pretend friendship while using mortals as weekend entertainment.

Etsudo Tatchibana: I don't need a wish. And Kittysamma, you promised me, no fighting. Let's go home already, it's Monday.

Kittysamma: Oh. Right. Monday. Your mom's making curry.

Kyubey: She didn't even ask what I could offer...

Kittysamma: Pro tip: next time try not being obviously evil. Teenagers can smell desperation.