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Kittysamma: So yeah, I need you three to handle... all of this. Should only take a few millennia.
Kid: THE SOULS ON YOUR LEFT PAW ARE IN PERFECT CHAOS! THERE'S THIRTEEN ON ONE SIDE AND FOURTEEN ON THE OTHER!
Rukia: Kid, we have bigger problems than your symmetry issues right now.
Ryuk: I'll do it... but I want THESE apples. The ones that grow in the human world. And I want them delivered by that shinigami with the funny hair.
Kittysamma: You mean the ones that... oh, you diabolical little-
Kid: DID SOMEONE SAY MY HAIR IS ASYMMETRICAL?!
Kid: If I can just move three souls from the right side to the left... NO WAIT, THAT MAKES IT WORSE!
Patty: Kid's gonna explode if he keeps counting!
Liz: Can we focus on the actual job here?
Kittysamma: New plan. You three compete. Whoever processes the most souls gets... unlimited access to my personal nap spot for a thousand years.
Rukia: You want us to fight over a CAT NAP SPOT?!
Ryuk: Now THIS is entertaining!
Kid: Zero... zero souls on each side... it's... perfect symmetry...
Kittysamma: Funny how that worked out. Now, about those apples, Ryuk... I only have them in my left storage dimension.
Ryuk: WAIT, THAT'S NOT FAIR! I'M STUCK ON THE RIGHT SIDE!
