Kitty_Skits: Lazy Cat summons three reapers

Kittysamma

So yeah, I need you three to handle... all of this. Should only take a few millennia.

Kid

THE SOULS ON YOUR LEFT PAW ARE IN PERFECT CHAOS! THERE'S THIRTEEN ON ONE SIDE AND FOURTEEN ON THE OTHER!

Rukia

Kid, we have bigger problems than your symmetry issues right now.

Ryuk

I'll do it... but I want THESE apples. The ones that grow in the human world. And I want them delivered by that shinigami with the funny hair.

Kittysamma

You mean the ones that... oh, you diabolical little-

Kid

DID SOMEONE SAY MY HAIR IS ASYMMETRICAL?!

Kid

If I can just move three souls from the right side to the left... NO WAIT, THAT MAKES IT WORSE!

Patty

Kid's gonna explode if he keeps counting!

Liz

Can we focus on the actual job here?

Kittysamma

New plan. You three compete. Whoever processes the most souls gets... unlimited access to my personal nap spot for a thousand years.

Rukia

You want us to fight over a CAT NAP SPOT?!

Ryuk

Now THIS is entertaining!

Kid

Zero... zero souls on each side... it's... perfect symmetry...

Kittysamma

Funny how that worked out. Now, about those apples, Ryuk... I only have them in my left storage dimension.

Ryuk

WAIT, THAT'S NOT FAIR! I'M STUCK ON THE RIGHT SIDE!