Kitty_Skits: Girls final destination

Yuuri

Chii-chan, look! A kitty in the afterlife! Maybe heaven isn't so bad!

Kittysamma

One, you are not in heaven. Two, this place is worse than hell. But I do like your enthusiasm... makes you two adorable.

Chito

Yuuri, cats don't talk. This is probably some kind of demon.

Kittysamma

Demon?! Ha. If I were so simple, but no. Let's say. I am like a cosmic overseer. But, do you two even remember how you died?

Chito

The surface... We made it... and...

Kittysamma

Froze to death after the last of your rations. Quite tragic, really.

Yuuri

So what happens now? Do we... get judged?

Kittysamma

Well... That would depend on several factors. But you're lucky. I am in a helping mood. So you two get reincarnated, and you get to pick your new home

Chito

Could we go to a world with unlimited food and no wars?

Kittysamma

Surprising. Those worlds are not the paradises you think they are. But I know a good choice. Peaceful, mostly. But two good families.

Kittysamma

I first have to do a little time twisting and spatial restructuring... and here we go.

Kittysamma

Oh, and I'm keeping your memories of starvation as a joke. I hope you two prefer to reincarnate as girls... again.