Kitty_Skits: Etsudo visits the Library of Babel.

Etsudo Tatchibana

Every book ever? Even the ones I'll write in twenty years?

Kittysamma

And the ones you'll abandon after chapter three. Spoiler: the cat dies.

The Librarian

Catalogue number for the girl?

Kittysamma

Her first time... And dont worry, I am not here to cause chaos—this time.

Etsudo Tatchibana

Hello... M-my name is Etsudo. Pleased to meet you.

The Librarian

Rule one: no spoilers. Rule two: return the bookmark to the right universe.

Etsudo Tatchibana

This chapter's titled 'The Day She Forgot Him.'

Kittysamma

Nice try, mono-eye. But only I can write my own stories. And hers.

Etsudo Tatchibana

He's not just a story to me. He is my best friend, even if he is a chaotic ball of fluff.

Kittysamma

And she's my excuse to procrastinate eternity.

The Librarian

Keep the book. The current author has rewritten the ending... After stealing it from the original author.

Etsudo Tatchibana

A library card... You wouldn't have a manga section? Would you?

Kittysamma

Of course they do. They have everything here... Just stay on the lower branches.