Kitty_Skits: Etsudo visits England and finds fae

Etsudo Tatchibana

Kittysamma, she's glowing! Who is that pretty lady?

Kittysamma

She is the queen of fae, Titiania. Try not to gawk; royalty finds it rude.

Titiania

A human child who can see us… and travels with a cosmic cat. How quaint.

Etsudo Tatchibana

I—I'm Etsudo. I made lunch. Would… would Your Majesty like some tamagoyaki?

Titiania

Such pure affection. I could keep you as a pet, little one.

Kittysamma

Touch my human and I'll turn your forest into a cat café.

Titiania

So protective. Very well—play with me instead, cat.

Etsudo Tatchibana

Kittysamma! No violence. Let's talk this out, please.

Titiania

I win. The cat now wears my colors.

Kittysamma

You're lucky I promised Etsudo there would be no violence. Or we could see how you handle a 'When day breaks' event.

Titiania

Explain yourself, cat. What is this 'When Day Breaks' event you claim?

Kittysamma

A solar tantrum that turns your entire world into warm taffy. You'd melt beautifully.

Etsudo Tatchibana

Kittysamma, please! Queen Titania, I'm so sorry—he's just... grumpy from not having any snacks!

Kittysamma

I'm not grumpy. I'm accurately describing her cosmic irrelevance.

Titiania

Little human, your pet speaks of endings beyond my dominion. How did you acquire such a being as a companion?

Etsudo Tatchibana

W=well, I fed him a few years ago. And he followed me home, and now. We travel to many places.

Kittysamma

Titiania, you are powerful in your domain, but like a big fish in a small pond. There is an ocean of horrors that you will never get to meet.

Titiania

And tell me, cat entity. Where do you place in that ocean?

Etsudo Tatchibana

Kittysamma, please. Stop antagonising the queen. We agreed to visit, see the fae, and have fun. So can we all have lunch in peace?

Kittysamma

Only if she dosent touch my Tuna steaks. I only share with my human.

Titiania

Your loyalty tastes of summer honey. Keep your cosmic beast, child—I claim the one who speaks for him.

Etsudo Tatchibana

W-wait, you want to keep me instead of Kittysamma?!

Kittysamma

Sorry lady, but that human is under my protection. She can visit, but she has school tomorrow. Her mom would be mad if she were late.