Kindness Out-Scoops Pro-Gamer Reflexes
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Story transcript
Konata: Pro-gamer reflexes, Kagamin. Watch and learn.
Kagami: You can't macro a goldfish, idiot.
Konata: Lag spike—water's got input delay!
Kagami: Maybe patch your firmware, pro.
Tsukasa: Oh… it likes me.
Kagami: You've NEVER won anything—how?!
Tsukasa: I just… asked nicely?
Konata: Patch notes: kindness buff OP, devs gonna nerf.
Kagami: Congrats, you hacked real life—enjoy your ban.