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Kikuri

BEHOLD! The first annual 'Alcoholic Women with Pink/Purple Hair Reunion' is officially... a complete failure!

Kobayashi

You invited three people. I'm here because Tohru said I needed 'human friends.' Mogawa-sensei looks like she's contemplating digging a hole to disappear into.

Ms. Mogawa

This is exactly like being forced to lead the Hole Digging Club... except now I'm digging my dignity into an even deeper grave.

Kikuri

Nonsense! We're three beautiful, pink/purple-haired women united by our love of--

Kobayashi

Question. Did you actually invite anyone else, or did you just assume pink-haired alcoholics would magically appear?

Kikuri

I... may have sent the invitations to the wrong group chat. Instead of 'Pink Hair Drinkers United,' I accidentally invited the 'Pink Hair Drinkers Anonymous' support group... who all blocked me... for enabling.

Ms. Mogawa

So we're celebrating our alcoholism... alone?

Kobayashi

At least we're not enabling each other. That's progress by support group standards.