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Kikuri: BEHOLD! The first annual 'Alcoholic Women with Pink/Purple Hair Reunion' is officially... a complete failure!
Kobayashi: You invited three people. I'm here because Tohru said I needed 'human friends.' Mogawa-sensei looks like she's contemplating digging a hole to disappear into.
Ms. Mogawa: This is exactly like being forced to lead the Hole Digging Club... except now I'm digging my dignity into an even deeper grave.
Kikuri: Nonsense! We're three beautiful, pink/purple-haired women united by our love of--
Kobayashi: Question. Did you actually invite anyone else, or did you just assume pink-haired alcoholics would magically appear?
Kikuri: I... may have sent the invitations to the wrong group chat. Instead of 'Pink Hair Drinkers United,' I accidentally invited the 'Pink Hair Drinkers Anonymous' support group... who all blocked me... for enabling.
Ms. Mogawa: So we're celebrating our alcoholism... alone?
Kobayashi: At least we're not enabling each other. That's progress by support group standards.