Butters Stotch: Kenny, could I talk to you somewhere private? It’s kinda important.
Kenny Mccormick: Mmph?
Butters Stotch: I think I’m deeply in love with you, Kenny! Oh gosh, I’m sorry, I shouldn’t have said that!
Kenny Mccormick: Mmph...
Butters Stotch: You mean... you like me too?
Kenny Mccormick: Mmph! Mmph mmph!
Eric Cartman: Heh heh... this is gonna be hilarious.
Eric Cartman: Attention, everybody! Butters and Kenny are totally in love!
Butters Stotch: Oh hamburgers...
Kenny Mccormick: Mmph!
Butters Stotch: Everybody’s staring at us...
Kenny Mccormick: Mmph mmph!
Eric Cartman: Aww, look at the little lovebirds!
Kenny Mccormick: Mmph! Mmph mmph!
Eric Cartman: Relax! I was just giving the school something interesting to talk about.
Butters Stotch: Kenny, please don’t get in a fight over me!
Eric Cartman: What are you gonna do, cry about it?
Kenny Mccormick: MMMPH!
Butters Stotch: Oh gosh! This is getting out of hand!
Eric Cartman: This was supposed to be their embarrassing story!
Butters Stotch: Gee, Kenny... I think he made us famous.
Kenny Mccormick: Mmph.