Kazuma’s Jealousy
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Story transcript
Anis: Another flawless victory for the legendary Anis!
Anis: Did you see that combo attack, Commander?
Rapi: The battlefield is secured, Commander.
Rapi: Your tactical guidance was impeccable as always.
Kazuma: (This is so unfair! Why does he get the cool girls AND the respect?!)
Kazuma: (I can't take watching this anymore!)
Kazuma: Hey! Commander guy!
Kazuma: What's your secret, huh? Why do you get all the awesome girls?!
Kazuma: And why is everyone so damn cool-looking in battle?!
Commander: I'm sorry, who are you exactly?
Commander: And why are you yelling at me on a battlefield?
Kazuma: I-I'm Kazuma! And you're living my dream life!
Kazuma: Cool girls, respect, and... and war is somehow making me feel things!
Anis: Oh my god, this guy is hilarious!
Anis: Did he just confess to being turned on by combat?
Rapi: Perhaps you should consider enrolling in combat training, Kazuma-san.
Rapi: Though I recommend starting with basic safety protocols first.
Kazuma: (I've made a complete fool of myself, haven't I?)
Kazuma: Why is my life always like this...
Kazuma: (Perfect! They're all distracted discussing strategy.)
Kazuma: (Time to show off my legendary STEAL skills!)
Rapi: The next sector requires a different approach, Commander.
Rapi: I suggest we coordinate our assault patterns more tightly.
Kazuma: (Success! My STEAL technique is flawless as always!)
Kazuma: Behold! The legendary thief Kazuma strikes again!
Anis: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!
Anis: Did you just... steal RAPI'S...?!
Kazuma: (Wait... everyone can see what I'm holding...)
Kazuma: (Oh no... OH NO!)
Rapi: This is... highly inappropriate behavior!
Rapi: How did you even... when did you...?
Anis: I CAN'T BREATHE! This guy is the absolute worst!
Anis: Did you really think that would impress anyone?!
Commander: I... don't understand what just happened.
Commander: Should I be calling security or a medic?
Kazuma: (I am so proud of myself but I feel like something bad will happen)
Kazuma: (Guess this is how I pay for it…)