Kazuma’s Cuddle-Attracting Potion Pandemonium

Kazuma

So, uh, I heard you make... performance enhancers? For fighting monsters?

Kusuri

Ooh, a customer! What kind of power-up are we talking? Strength? Speed? Turning into a dragon?

Kazuma

Just something to make me not die immediately. My party keeps using me as bait.

Kusuri

Behold! My latest creation: 'Kusuri's Ultra Mega Super Soldier Serum Mark VII!'

Kazuma

Mark VII? What happened to the first six?

Kusuri

Let's just say they were... educational experiences!

Kazuma

You know what, forget it. I'll just stick to running away like usual-

Kazuma

If I turn into a frog again, I'm sending you the medical bills-

Kazuma

Wait... why do I feel... floaty?

Kusuri

Oh no, I mixed up the formulas! This is the 'Ultimate Cuddle Pheromone' batch! Every monster will want to hug you instead of fight!

Kazuma

I'M GOING TO DIE FROM SNUGGLING?!