Kaka's First Day at Athrubic
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Characters in this story
- Whatif-chan — The mascot of whatif herself!
- Kakababa — Zen, head empty
- Gugu Chan
Story transcript
Kakababa: I am here for my FIRST DAY.
Kakababa: I brought snacks for the team. They are all gone now. It was a long commute.
Whatif-chan: So this cluster handles all prod traffic, this one's staging, and this one we don't talk about.
Kakababa: What does this button do.
Whatif-chan: Kaka we haven't gotten to buttons yet—
Kakababa: I am just going to type some things to get a feel for it.
Gugu Chan: That terminal is connected to—
Kakababa: I am a fast learner.
Gugu Chan: ...
Whatif-chan: Kaka what did you push.
Kakababa: I pushed... origin. Main. With force.
Whatif-chan: With FORCE.
Kakababa: It said force and I felt that was correct.
Gugu Chan: We're at 200k stars. We were at zero stars this morning.
Whatif-chan: I have been here three years and our biggest launch got four hundred upvotes.
Kakababa: *honks party horn*
Gugu Chan: We are absolutely not putting this on his performance review.
Whatif-chan: Exceeds expectations.
Kakababa: RETARDMAXXING