Kit Bodega: Here we are. fortunately inside bowsers castle.
Dominans: ...
Dominans: Alright. I know this is my first time but I know exactly what the problem here is.
Dominans: Dumbass has this large axe here behind him. it most likely triggers the collapse of the bridge.
Dominans: If mario touches it. It will inevitably KO bowser into the lava below.
Kit Bodega: You gathered all that from a glance?
Dominans: It's..just intuition.
King Koopa: I shouldn't have had that burger last night, really gave me the shi—HUH?!
King Koopa: WHO ARE YOU AND HOW DID YOU GET IN MY CASTLE?!
Kit Bodega: Kit Bodega, Farcade Crusaders. We're here to consult on your mario problem. Professionally.
Dominans: And because if mario caps your ass. Your world stops existing. Entirely.
Kit Bodega: R-right. so could we negotiate your strategy. Mr.bowser?
King Koopa: You have some nerve. But fine..I'll hear you out.