Jersey Mayhem: Loot the Boardwalk!

Kazuma

Guys… Atlantic City's mayor is literally on trial for decking his own kid. What is this, medieval times?

Tatsuki

Welcome to Jersey politics. Next you'll tell me the casinos are moving to New York.

Tanjiro

They are. Big new gambling towers in NYC. Atlantic City could become a ghost town.

Add food-bank lines stretching longer than my jump distance and you've got a real hero crisis. Ready to move, boys?

Kazuma

This sounds like the setup to a grim-dark isekai. Can we… not?

Tatsuki

Too late. You're already here, 'Hero of New Jersey.'

Kazuma

Fine. But if we're saving a city, I'm looting the casino vault first. Call it… economic redistribution.

You're why heroes get bad PR.