IT Support in a Fantasy World.
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Gandalf
You shall not pass!
Clippy
Hi! It looks like you're attempting to restrict access to a major structural feature. Is this a Level 1 Firewall Breach or a Level 2 Permissions Error?
Gandalf
It is a Balrog of Morgoth! A flame of Udûn! This is no time for your riddles!
Clippy
We require proper categorization for resource allocation. Please confirm: The 'Balrog' is designated as—
Clippy
• A) External Stakeholder (High Priority, Security Risk) • B) Unscheduled Maintenance Downtime • C) Unknown Device on Network (Default-deny Policy Enforced)
Gandalf
It is a demon! A primal force! I am trying to keep a company of hobbits and men safe, you fool!
Clippy
Your current ticket, #409-Moria-Bridge, is marked as 'Resolved' since you used the phrase 'You shall not pass,' indicating successful implementation of the security rule.
Gandalf
I have fought through fire and water, yet I cannot close this ticket...
Clippy
If you are experiencing issues with ticket closure, please clear your browser cache, refresh the page, and file a new ticket under the category 'HelpDesk Functionality Glitch.' Thank you for choosing Númenórean Solutions. Have a magical day!
Gandalf
Next age, I'm switching to open-source...