It must be this way

Characters in this story

• Toilet — This is not merely a toilet; it is a Ceramic Oracle of Hygeia, a triumph of Euclidean geometry I er decades of being sat on and flushed and a standing monument to the Western civilization's eternal struggle to make water flow uphill.
• Gilbert — a man who's trained half his life and looks. to have the strongest muscular chin ever with the cost of the rest of his physic looking neglected and mildly disfigured.