Iris Grows a Week of Chaos

Rimuru

So, Princess Iris, rumor says you can change your height at will. True?

Iris

Indeed. Royal magic lessons include basic polymorphing.

Iris

Though... I may have practiced the spell using a certain adventurer's preference as reference.

Rimuru

Show me. Let's see Kazuma-approved specifications.

Iris

Very well. Observe.

Kazuma

Iris, wait—don't you dare—

Rimuru

Perfect! You match the height he stared at during last week's parade.

Kazuma

That was strategic reconnaissance, not attraction!

Iris

Strategic... or romantic? Either way, the spell lasts a week.

Kazuma

Why is my life a romantic comedy without my consent?

Iris

Your observations were so detailed, Kazuma. Surely you remember where each centimeter landed?

Kazuma

I-I was estimating optimal armor coverage, not... not this!

Kazuma

No-no-no, this is a princess, not a dating-sim flag—

Iris

Your hesitation suggests the data wasn't purely tactical after all.

Kazuma

Behind—!

Rimuru

Problem? I'm just verifying your measurement standards.

Iris

So? Which specification passes inspection?

Rimuru

So? Which specification passes inspection?

Kazuma

This is entrapment! I demand a lawyer!

Kazuma

I wanted a harem-ENDING, not harem-TESTING!

Iris

Interesting. He screamed the quiet part aloud.

Rimuru

Running away? The survey only needs three more measurements!

Kazuma

I'M RETIRING FROM STATISTICS!