Into the Monster Hunter Verse
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Story transcript
Deadpool: Well, that was some interdimensional express delivery I didn't sign up for!
Deadpool: Hey! Purple-hair lady and Tin Man! Anyone know where the nearest chimichanga stand is in this place?
Shalom: I suggest we all calm down and assess the situation before making any rash decisions.
Shalom: This forest... it doesn't feel like any part of the Mire I've encountered before.
Master Chief: Cortana, scan for—right, she's not here. I'm Master Chief, Spartan-117. UNSC.
Shalom: Chief? That title sounds familiar. In my world, we have our own 'Chief' who commands with absolute authority.
Shalom: I'm Shalom. I assume we all came through some kind of portal?
Deadpool: That is some sweet cosplay, my green friend! What's it made of? Vibranium? Unobtainium? Can I try it on? Pretty please?
Deadpool: I bet I'd look absolutely fabulous in green! Though it might clash with all the red when I get shot...
Rathalos: SKRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Deadpool: Holy mother of dragon BBQs! That thing is MUCH bigger in person than in the video game!
Deadpool: Okay team! Formation Alpha-Chimichanga-Delta! I'll go for its legs, Sparky hits the wings, and Purple Rain does... purple stuff!
Master Chief: Target acquired. I'll provide covering fire.
Shalom: For a creature this size, we should coordinate our attacks. Follow my lead!
Rathalos: SKREEEEEEEEE!
Deadpool: And stay out! Man, the graphics in this crossover episode are amazing!
Deadpool: Alright gang, I've played enough RPGs to know we should head toward the tallest mountain or the weirdest looking tree. That's always where civilization is!
Shalom: I'm not convinced there's any civilization in a world that harbors such creatures.
Shalom: But I suppose following you is marginally better than staying here to become that thing's dinner.