Insulted Roast
Create your own story with WhatIf!
Create your own story with WhatIf!
Eric Cartman
Oh look, if it isn't the Ultimate Ghost Singer. How's that whole 'getting stabbed' thing working out for you?
Sayaka
I-I don't want to talk about that...
Eric Cartman
What about you, Emo Kid? Still crying about your dead sister, or did you finally grow a pair?
Damien (Liquid Mercury Timeline Danny)
Not crying. Just shopping for sports equipment.
Quackity
Ey, ey, ey! Nobody talks trash about trauma in MY convenience store without going through ME first!
Eric Cartman
Oh great, Scarface wants to play hero.
Quackity
At least I didn't die because I trusted the WRONG person!
Eric Cartman
At least I'M not a failed pop star who got herself murdered!
Sayaka
I was the ULTIMATE Pop Sensation...
Damien (Liquid Mercury Timeline Danny)
Just need to reach the counter...
Eric Cartman
What are you gonna do, run for president of the loser's club?
Quackity
I'll have you know I ran MULTIPLE successful governments!
Sayaka
Would you like to try our new 'Resurrection Energy Drink'? It's great for people who need to come back from embarrassing deaths!
Eric Cartman
What the hell are you—
Quackity
She's offering you a SECOND CHANCE, bro!