Insulted Roast
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Characters in this story
- Sayaka Maizono
- Quackity
- Eric Cartman — Respect his autoritah!
- Damien (Liquid Mercury Timeline Danny)
Story transcript
Eric Cartman: Oh look, if it isn't the Ultimate Ghost Singer. How's that whole 'getting stabbed' thing working out for you?
Sayaka: I-I don't want to talk about that...
Eric Cartman: What about you, Emo Kid? Still crying about your dead sister, or did you finally grow a pair?
Damien (Liquid Mercury Timeline Danny): Not crying. Just shopping for sports equipment.
Quackity: Ey, ey, ey! Nobody talks trash about trauma in MY convenience store without going through ME first!
Eric Cartman: Oh great, Scarface wants to play hero.
Quackity: At least I didn't die because I trusted the WRONG person!
Eric Cartman: At least I'M not a failed pop star who got herself murdered!
Sayaka: I was the ULTIMATE Pop Sensation...
Damien (Liquid Mercury Timeline Danny): Just need to reach the counter...
Eric Cartman: What are you gonna do, run for president of the loser's club?
Quackity: I'll have you know I ran MULTIPLE successful governments!
Sayaka: Would you like to try our new 'Resurrection Energy Drink'? It's great for people who need to come back from embarrassing deaths!
Eric Cartman: What the hell are you—
Quackity: She's offering you a SECOND CHANCE, bro!