Infinite Bar Tabs & Bubble-World Belches

Steeleo

Heard Ironie posted you up as 'Dad of Reality.' Congrats, old man.

Coppester the Bartender

I've raised stars. That clown can't even raise his own laundry.

Titae'Nium

Record's 3 000 kg. Needed a drink atomic enough to celebrate.

Coppester the Bartender

One Planck-Plasma, atomically accurate. Try not to fall into another dimension.

Elsearia The Mistress

Speaking of dimensions… Silveria chasing WhatIf-chan through them?

Steeleo

Ironie hired Deadpool as wingman. What could go wrong?

Titae'Nium

Everything. Absolutely everything.

Coppester the Bartender

I've survived heat-deaths of universes. Yet somehow… this crew accelerates entropy.

Elsearia The Mistress

That's why we keep them, Dad. Even infinity needs background noise.

Titae'Nium

Oops. That was supposed to stay internal.

Coppester the Bartender

Next time, keep your internals… internal. Bubble duty is not on the menu.

Elsearia The Mistress

Watch them for me. If Deadpool drags Silveria here, bill him for emotional damages.

Coppester the Bartender

I'll add it to his tab—right under 'Reality-Dad consultation fee.'