Immortal Bartender, Eternal Daughter

Golderia

COPPESTER! The usual triple, pretty please! The party's still raging out there!

Ironie

Boss, make mine extra sparkly! The mistress is having her fifth emotional breakdown this cycle!

Coppester the Bartender

Of course you are. Sit down before you break something irreplaceable.

Golderia

So like... are you actually her dad or what? The whole realm's been gossiping about it!

Elsearia The Mistress

He is my dad. The only one I remember.

Coppester the Bartender

Guardian. Your father asked me to watch over you before the second universe collapsed.

Ironie

But you've been doing it for like... how many universe lifetimes now?

Coppester the Bartender

Lost track after the thousandth entropy cycle.

Golderia

That's so sweet! I dont even know if I have a dad...

Elsearia The Mistress

Don't care what anyone says. You're my dad.

Coppester the Bartender

Your father's going to resurrect just to haunt me for this.

Ironie

Can I call you Daddy Coppester too? Asking for the whole Meta-Bois crew!

Coppester the Bartender

I have survived the death of universes. I have watched galaxies born and die. I will not survive being called 'Daddy' by a group of reality-bending frat boys.

Ironie

Too late! Already sent it to the group chat!

Golderia

The Meta-Bois family group chat just exploded! Steeleo already made t-shirts!

Coppester the Bartender

I protected you through cosmic apocalypses for this.

Ironie

Smile for the multiverse-wide group photo!

Elsearia The Mistress

Daddy Coppester's got his sash! The party never stops in the family business!