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Story transcript
Shampoo: Airen! Shampoo make special breakfast for husband!
Shampoo: Is husband's favorite - spicy mapo tofu and dumplings!
Saotome Ranma: Uh, Shampoo... when did we get married?
Saotome Ranma: I don't remember any wedding ceremony...
Shampoo: Silly husband forget? Shampoo have marriage certificate right here!
Shampoo: Amazon law say man who defeat Shampoo in combat become husband. Very official!
Saotome Ranma: This is written in Chinese! I can't even read it!
Saotome Ranma: What about Akane? She's gonna kill me when she finds out!
Shampoo: Violent girl no problem. Shampoo send her nice letter explaining situation.
Saotome Ranma: Is that Akane running this way with her mallet?!
Shampoo: No worry, husband! Shampoo protect from angry girl!
Shampoo: Is too late anyway. Great-grandmother already mail marriage documents to Japan government office!