"I'm nobody's housewife"
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Story transcript
Yu: Hey Sakuya, want to team up and make lunch together?
Sakuya: I'm nobody's housewife, Narukami. I serve Lady Remilia, not your appetite.
Remi: Perfect timing! I was just craving—
Sakuya: (Lady Remilia's hungry! No time to waste!)
Sakuya: Stop gawking and chop those vegetables, Yu!
Yu: W-Wait, these onions are making my eyes water!
Remi: (My maid and butler, performing a comedy routine just for me.)
Sakuya: That's too much salt! Do you want to poison Lady Remilia? And why did you grab salt!? you were meant to get paprika!
Yu: But you said add seasoning! How was I supposed to know you meant paprika?
Remi: (Perhaps I should make them cook together more often. This is far more entertaining than any meal.)