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Story transcript
Lelouch vi Britannia: I've analyzed their movement patterns! These guinea pigs may be giant, but they still have the same behavioral weaknesses!
Lelouch vi Britannia: Batman! Flank from the east! Arlecchino, keep them distracted from the west!
Batman: Understood. These rodents are operating with unusual coordination. Someone's controlling them.
Batman: I've seen stranger things in Gotham, but this is definitely in my top five.
Arlecchino: You call this a challenge? The children at my orphanage cause more destruction during naptime!
Arlecchino: Let's see how these oversized rodents handle a proper Snezhnayan greeting!
Johnny Joestar: Stand back! I'll use Tusk Act 4! These infinite rotational holes should stop them in their tracks!
Batman: Aim for their sensory organs! They're disoriented by loud sounds and bright flashes!
Lelouch vi Britannia: Guinea pig leader! I command you with the power of Geass: Return to your normal size and retreat!
Lelouch vi Britannia: (If my Geass works on guinea pigs, we might actually survive this absurd situation.)
Johnny Joestar: Did... did you just try to use mind control on a rodent?
Johnny Joestar: And more importantly, why is it actually working?!
Arlecchino: Hmm, I wonder if these would make good additions to the House of the Hearth. The children have been asking for pets...
Arlecchino: Though I suppose they'd eat through our budget in a day. Pity.