Ice Queen She's protecting her man's from her💀

Weiss

He's supposed to be here... Jaune promised he'd finally—

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Your little knight's currently tied up. Literally.

Deadpool

Did someone order a fourth-wall-breaking pool boy? Also, spoiler alert—

Weiss

This is a private moment, mercenary.

Deadpool

—Cinder's got your man in her villainous clutches. Classic NTR trope!

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He's learning what real power feels like. Not your pathetic summoning tricks.

Weiss

Release. Him Now he's my husband and the first guy I made love to a.k.a. passionate sex after what we've been through ever after.

Deadpool

Also GTA 6 drops in 2026, Resident Evil Requiem, Avengers Doomsday—

Weiss

This can't be happening...

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Your knight's mine now. And you're just the opening act.

Weiss

Then I'll take him back. Through you if necessary.

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Finally, some entertainment. Try not to die too quickly—I'm recording for Jaune.

Deadpool

Anyone else getting serious 'your boyfriend calls me mommy' energy? No? Just me?

Deadpool

And that's how I accidentally started the hottest shipping war since Batman vs Superman. Also, anyone want this photo? Starting bid: one Jaune Arc.

Weiss

WHAT?!

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WHAT?!

Deadpool

SOLD! To the angry ice princess and evil step-sister. Shipping and handling extra.