Ice Ninja's Rooftop Ambush Turns Awkward

Roy Hazama

Your legs are freezing... guess that's the ice ninja thing, huh?

Yumi

Consider it natural air conditioning. You've been working nonstop for fourteen hours.

Asuka

Both of you need to get a room, not a rooftop.

Roy Hazama

This is literally the only break I've had in three days. Let me enjoy hypothermia in peace.

Yumi

Three o'clock. Multiple signatures. Fast.

Asuka

About twenty. They're using stealth cloaks but...

Roy Hazama

So much for my power nap. Time to test the new electromagnetic shuriken launcher.

Yumi

Asuka, flank left. Roy, I need covering fire in thirty seconds.

Roy Hazama

Hey Yumi? Next time I'm exhausted, maybe just suggest coffee instead of turning me into a popsicle?

Yumi

The ice improves circulation. Besides, you looked comfortable.

Roy Hazama

Uh... why are they all carrying your family crest?

Asuka

Plot twist! It's Yumi's fan club doing surprise training exercises!

Yumi

...I may have forgotten to mention the monthly Gessen surprise inspection.