Horns vs Hermès: School Corridor Chaos

Noko

No-no-no! My lunch! Come back here!

Hillary Taylor

Seventeen contracts, three depositions, and I still make it before—

Noko

OH NO—

Hillary Taylor

What the—

Hillary Taylor

That... is a Hermès.

Noko

I-I'm so sorry! My apple was rolling and then my horns just—

Torako

Twelve o'clock news: Local girl impales lawyer's life savings.

Hillary Taylor

Securities, real estate, and—ah, yes—my client's prenup. All currently fluttering past the vending machine.

Noko

I'll catch them all! I'm really good at running! See, I caught your briefcase—

Hillary Taylor

With your face.

Torako

Found your apple, horn-girl. Though I'm pretty sure it committed assault with a deadly briefcase.

Hillary Taylor

Miss, your horns have caused more property damage than my ex-husband's lawyer. Congratulations.

Noko

Um... does this mean I have to pay for it in installments? I get allowance of 500 yen per week—

Hillary Taylor

At that rate, you'll own this briefcase free and clear by the year 2087.