Horns, Ahoge & a 1000-Year Carry
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Noko
Sorry I'm late! Traffic was—
Omuri
You live next door, kid.
Torako
Horns up, snacks ready, boss awaits!
Noko
Whoops—habit.
Omuri
Thousand years of catching falling things. Mostly hearts.
Torako
Less flirting, more dodging!
Omuri
Oops. My magic's leaking again.
Noko
I didn't mean to headbutt your hair antenna!
Torako
Great, now the boss thinks we're disco lights.
Torako
New plan: I aggro, Noko heals, Omuri... try not to seduce the final phase.
Omuri
Excuse me, I only seduce players, not pixels.
Noko
What if the pixels consent?
Omuri
Thousand-year-old cheat codes. Don't tell the devs.
Noko
Is this what being carried feels like?
Torako
Feels like we just broke the game and my pride simultaneously.
Omuri
Careful, kid. Keep leaning on me and I'll start charging rent.
Torako
Next time we play something wholesome. Like farming. Or taxes.
Noko
Can we at least keep the succubus on our team next boss fight?
Omuri
Only if you promise to knock over the snacks again. I like catching things.
