His Best Weapon Was Her Lap

Chika

My chest feels weirdly... deflated?

Roy Hazama

Your lap is better than any memory foam...

Chika

R-Roy! You can't just use people as pillows!

Roy Hazama

Technically you're 73% more comfortable than my tactical gear.

Chika

So... did you sleep well last night?

Roy Hazama

Best sleep I've had since the lunar siege. You're quite comforting, Chika.

Chika

Th-thanks... I guess?

Roy Hazama

Wait, your lap temperature is exactly 37.2°C with optimal cushioning density! I need to replicate this for my pillows!

Chika

You ruined it. You absolutely ruined the moment.