High on science

Kusuri

Subaru-kun wasn't lying! Kazu-chan really did drink my experimental dream potion!

Subaru

I told you, he grabbed the purple one and chugged it like it was grape soda...

Kusuri

This is perfect data! I've never seen someone react so quickly to formula X-42!

Hakari

I heard there was a person in distress! Time for my bridal training to shine!

Kusuri

Perfect timing, Hakari! Help me document the side effects of accidental dream potion ingestion!

Subaru

Shouldn't we, I don't know, get him to the infirmary instead of--

Kazuma

I CAN SEE THE ECONOMIC VALUE OF EVERYTHING IN THIS ROOM!

Kusuri

Interesting... the potion is amplifying his natural greed instincts!

Kazuma

That beaker is worth exactly 3,847 yen and contains traces of--

Hakari

Don't worry, Kazuma-san! I will take responsibility and nurse you back to health! Just focus on us.

Subaru

He's literally just high on magic drugs, this isn't some shoujo manga moment...

Kazuma

Why is there a girl proposing to me while I'm tripping balls on grape juice?

Kusuri

Now for the antidote! Side effects may include... temporary romantic obsession with the first person you see and attraction boost!

Subaru

Wait, you made the cure WORSE than the original problem?! Please find a normal way to fix him Kusuri.

Kazuma

Hakari-san, please stop calling me your future husband, this purple juice is making everything weird!