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Hiei’s Poker Night: House Always Burns

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Naruto UzumakiNaruto UzumakiKazuma SatouKazuma SatouHieiHieiSeiko AyaseSeiko Ayase
Hiei

Hiei

Buy-in's non-refundable. Lose your souls or your wallets—dealer's choice.

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Characters in this story

  • Naruto Uzumaki — "There's no easy path to becoming hokage!"
  • Kazuma Satou
  • Hiei — Hiei a smart ass Demon who loves to start trouble.
  • Seiko Ayase — Seiko is a grandma to Momo Ayase. She's witty, a known psychic, and great looking at 70.
Story transcript

Hiei: Buy-in's non-refundable. Lose your souls or your wallets—dealer's choice.

Naruto: I've gambled with fate itself. Cards? Piece of ramen.

Kazuma: Boys, I've bluffed ghosts and took backshots from demon generals. I'm ready.

Seiko Ayase: What's wrong Kazuma, spoke too soon? Damn NEETs been acting brand new since Sylvia broke him.

Naruto: All-in! Believe it!

Kazuma: Cute. Call.

Seiko Ayase: Actually… I've got four queens. Sorry, heroes.

Seiko Ayase: I'm rich! I actually hit big baby!

Hiei: That'll be ten percent of your winnings, its the house fee.

Naruto: Fuck, the house always wins.

Kazuma: Fine Hiei, have your damn cut.

Seiko Ayase: Them's the brakes shorty.