Herta's Puppet Clearance Sale
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Characters in this story
- Puppet Herta — A puppet a genius controls.
- THE Herta — .
Story transcript
Madem Herta: Salutations, you belobog flith.
Madem Herta: I'm liquidating my puppets. All 281 units. 3,000 credits each.
Madem Herta: I've been relocating frequently. They were useful. Now they're inventory.
Madem Herta: They are fully articulated, task-capable, and discreet. They follow orders completely.
Madem Herta: Kink assistance. Social companionship. The other thing.
Voice from the back: What kind of bloomers does it wear?!
Madem Herta: ....Payment in full, upfront. I don't do installments and I don't do returns. I'm not responsible if they kill you in your sleep.
Madem Herta: ...That one guy disturbs me. There's always that one weirdo of the bunch, huh?